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                        Mt. Holz Science Fiction Society
                    Club Notice - 09/17/99 -- Vol. 18, No. 12

       Chair/Librarian: Mark Leeper, 732-817-5619, mleeper@lucent.com
       Factotum: Evelyn Leeper, 732-332-6218, eleeper@lucent.com
       Distinguished Heinlein Apologist: Rob Mitchell, robmitchell@lucent.com
       HO Chair Emeritus: John Jetzt, jetzt@lucent.com
       HO Librarian Emeritus: Nick Sauer, njs@lucent.com
       Back issues at http://www.geocities.com/Athens/4824
       All material copyright by author unless otherwise noted.

       The Science Fiction Association of Bergen County meets on the
       second Saturday of every month in Upper Saddle River; call
       201-447-3652 for details.  The Denver Area Science Fiction
       Association meets 7:30 PM on the third Saturday of every month at
       Southwest State Bank, 1380 S. Federal Blvd.

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       1. It has been a while since we have had a film at a video  meeting
       at  work.   People seem to prefer those over reading and discussing
       books.  The problem is that we only have an hour at a time.  So  we
       have to split the movie into two parts.  But we have the facilities
       here.  So...

       We will be showing in HO 1J-672:
           Wednesday 10/6 GATTACA, Part 1
           Thursday 10/7 GATTACA, Part 2

       GATTACA is probably the best science fiction film of the 1990s.  In
       a  world where one's DNA is ones destiny, where everybody's cast is
       determined by what their DNA says about them,  a  genetic  inferior
       wants  to  be  part  of the space program.  He hires a genetic non-
       inferior to supply him with biological samples for tests.

       It could have been done very poorly as a  didactic  anti-technology
       film.   Instead  it  is  extremely  intelligent.  Apparently Andrew
       Niccol had written THE TRUMAN SHOW and everyone in Hollywood wanted
       to  buy  the  script.  His deal was that whoever made it had to let
       him make and direct GATTACA, the film he  really  wanted  to  make.
       Find out why.  [-mrl]

       2. I was talking recently with an astronomer and was  reminded  the
       sun was made of gas from a star that had died long before.  I asked
       what were the age of the sun  and  the  age  of  the  universe.   I
       believe the answer was five billion years and something like ten to
       twenty billion years.  The age of the universe has come into severe
       question  over  the  last  year.   But  the  numbers say the sun is
       between half and a quarter the age of the universe.   And  the  sun
       was  made  from  the  remnants  of  another  star.  Doesn't it seem
       unlikely that all this is happening so close to the beginning?  New
       stars  are  forming all the time and will continue to form far into
       the future.  It seems to me a little odd that  our  sun  formed  so
       early  in  the life of the universe.  One might ask were we already
       in the Milky Way galaxy when our sun formed how old was it  already
       formed when our sun was formed?  I guess intuitively I would expect
       the universe to be a hundred or maybe a  thousand  solar  lifetimes
       old.  I didn't expect a number like two or even four.  We just seem
       to be an earlier player than I would have thought.

       But some of these numbers are based on surprisingly tenuous  logic.
       Particularly  a lot of our knowledge of far distant objects depends
       very heavily on measurement by Doppler or red shifts.  I  could  be
       wrong about this but I think that we measure the distance and speed
       of very far distant objects by the degree of  red  shift  in  their
       spectra of light.

       I assume most of you understand the concept, but suppose  you  have
       an  ice  cream truck driving down the highway and the refrigeration
       unit conks out and the sorbet starts to  melt.   Every  second  the
       blueberry  sorbet drops a drip onto the highway.  Every ten seconds
       a red raspberry sorbet droplet falls onto  the  highway.   You  are
       following  at  a  constant  speed.   You  pass a blue droplet every
       second and a red droplet every ten seconds.

       Now the ice cream driver realizes that he has a problem and  starts
       to  speed  up.   Blueberry  still  drops onto the highway at once a
       second, raspberry once every ten, but now  because  of  the  faster
       speed  the droplets are further apart on the highway.  You now pass
       a blue droplet every 1.1 second and a red  one  every  11  seconds.
       You  can  actually compute the rate at which the ice cream truck is
       speeding up.

       That is how light works and how we measure the speed at which  very
       distant  objects  move.   Various  common  elements  give off fixed
       wavelengths of light when they burn.  Light  from  distant  objects
       also  has familiar wavelengths and we might expect to see the light
       at those wavelengths but we see it at longer wavelengths.  Then  we
       assume the object is moving away from us.

       BUT:  suppose  light  that  travels  very  going  distances  has  a
       wavelength  shift naturally.  Suppose the ice cream truck is really
       travelling at our speed and the heat  of  the  day  is  making  the
       blacktop  of  the  highway  expand.   You don't see this over short
       distances because the effect is really, really tiny.  But the drops
       of  sorbet  are  further  apart when we see them than when they are
       created.  Blueberry is still appearing at a  10  to  1  ratio.   We
       would think the truck is speeding up and it would be just an effect
       of the heat.

       What if the same thing was happening to  light  from  very  distant
       sources?   From  some principle that we do not yet understand light
       waves that travel very long distances get an increased  wavelength.
       It  is really tough to set up an experiment to demonstrate it since
       all are measurements are affected by it more or less uniformly  and
       the  affect  is so tiny at any but huge distances.  I don't know if
       there was any way we could detect it.  Where it could show up is it
       would  tell  us  the very far objects are accelerating away from us
       faster and faster in spite of  Newtonian  physics  telling  us  the
       universe should be decelerating outward.

       And there is the  point.   Because  for  the  last  several  months
       cosmologists have been trying to explain why their measurements say
       that the  universe  is  expanding  faster  and  faster.   They  are
       postulating  a new repulsive force.  It would be easy to explain if
       this light starts out blue-shifted and as the result  of  its  long
       trip  ends  up  red-shifted.   Certainly  at our end it is too red-
       shifted and that is hard to explain.  Could this effect be  just  a
       trick of the light?  [-mrl]

       ===================================================================

       3. STIR OF ECHOES (a film review by Mark R. Leeper):

                 Capsule: This story is based on a lesser  novel
                 by horror master Richard Matheson.  It involves
                 ghosts and telepathy, is atmospheric, and  told
                 with  a  great  deal of tension.  Unfortunately
                 the plot could  have  used  a  few  twists  and
                 surprises.     The    story    is    much   too
                 straightforward for its own good.  Rating: 6 (0
                 to 10), +1 (-4 to +4)

       As I was sitting at the Toronto Film Festival last year waiting for
       the  screening  of  APT  PUPIL  I spoke to the woman next to me who
       claimed to really love horror, especially Stephen King.  I asked if
       she  was  also a fan of Richard Matheson.  "Who?"  Richard Matheson
       is one of the most important names in American horror fiction,  TV,
       and  cinema.   She  pulled a copy of Steven King's DANSE MACABRE, a
       study of American horror, from a bag she  carried  and  found  that
       yes,  there were references to Richard Matheson.  I should hope so.
       Matheson may not have the name recognition of a King or  a  Koontz,
       but  he  has  been  behind  everything important in horror and some
       spilling over into fantasy and science fiction since the 50s.  Both
       King and Koontz freely admit large debts to Matheson.  Matheson was
       really the major force to move the setting of horror stories out of
       castles in Eastern Europe and into American suburbia.

       Matheson first got involved with film when his novel THE  SHRINKING
       MAN  was  adapted into the film THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING MAN.  Only
       Rod Serling provided more  stories  that  were  dramatized  on  THE
       TWILIGHT   ZONE.   Matheson  wrote  most  of  Roger  Corman's  film
       adaptations of Poe in the 60s.  He scripted  THE  DEVIL  RIDES  OUT
       (a.k.a. THE DEVIL'S BRIDE) one of the best films from Hammer Films.
       Matheson adapted the novel THE NIGHT STALKER for TV.  He wrote  THE
       LEGEND  OF  HELL  HOUSE  and  SOMEWHERE  IN  TIME, based on his own
       novels.  He wrote DUEL based on his own story.  DUEL was one of the
       first  films  to bring serious attention to Stephen Spielberg.  The
       lady in Toronto entered the theater passing a large standup ad  for
       WHAT  DREAMS  MAY  COME adapted from the novel by Richard Matheson.
       That is about 45 years that Matheson has been  a  force  to  reckon
       with in horror in the visual media.  STIR OF ECHOES is based on the
       novel A STIR OF ECHOES by Richard Matheson.

       Tom Witzky (played by Kevin Bacon) is a sort of lower middle  class
       telephone  lineman  in  an  older  suburb  of  Chicago.   His  main
       entertainments involve beer and  sports.   Both  he  and  his  wife
       Maggie  (Kathryn Erbe) are vaguely dissatisfied with their downbeat
       existence.  Their son Jake (Zachary David Cope) seems  to  live  in
       his own world talking to an imaginary friend, Samantha.  Maggie has
       a male-hating sister Lisa (Illeana Douglas) who is in  training  to
       be a hypno-therapist.  One night at a party Tom makes fun of Lisa's
       profession and Lisa suggests he allow her to  hypnotize  him.   She
       leaves  him  with  a  post-hypnotic  suggestion  to "leave his mind
       open."  The suggestion works too well.  Tom's mind is open to  more
       than  just  a  few  new  ideas;  it  is  open to some forces in the
       universe better  left  alone.   He  starts  having  disturbing  and
       graphic nightmares, continuations of visions he had under hypnosis,
       and worse, now he sees Samantha himself.  And she looks to him like
       a  walking corpse.  Tom starts to associate this ghostly apparition
       with a neighbor  girl  named  Samantha  who  disappeared  from  the
       neighborhood  some  months before.  Slowly he becomes obsessed with
       proving his visions of Samantha are real and  that  she  must  have
       been murdered in his house.

       David Koepp has been a writer on several big-ticket  films  of  the
       recent  years  including  CARLITO'S WAY, JURASSIC PARK, THE SHADOW,
       MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE, THE TRIGGER EFFECT (which he  also  directed),
       THE  LOST  WORLD:  JURASSIC  PARK,  and MEN IN BLACK.  Here he both
       writes and directs; though the film is based on a novel by  Richard
       Matheson.   He  does  have  a  nice  hand with mood as he keeps the
       lighting subdued and sets the film  in  an  older  neighborhood  to
       create  more  atmosphere.  The latter is a curious move on his part
       having written the screenplay.  The novel, written in 1958, is  set
       in a then modern suburb.  The story could well have been set in the
       neighborhood where POLTERGEIST was set instead of this old  Chicago
       neighborhood.   But  the  script  explicitly calls attention to the
       fact that the house is new or at least that  the  Witzkys  are  the
       first  people  who have ever lived in the house.  The line makes no
       sense in a house this old.  I also note  with  pleasure  a  nod  to
       Richard  Matheson in that a babysitter is reading his THE SHRINKING
       MAN.  (And given that  it  is  an  old  edition  and  was  probably
       purchased  in Chicago, the odds say she got it at the bookstore The
       Stars Our Destination.)  The setting does not  always  work  and  a
       little  doctoring  of the script might have made the film make more
       sense.

       This  is  a  tense  and  atmospheric  film.   Kevin  Bacon  does  a
       convincing job of playing the working class main character.  But in
       the final analysis there is not  much  new  in  the  film.   To  be
       memorable  it  would  have  to  build up to something a little less
       prosaic.  I rate it a 6 on the 0 to 10 scale and a +1 on the -4  to
       +4 scale.  [-mrl]

       ===================================================================

       4. THE MUSE (a film review by Mark R. Leeper):

                 Capsule: A screenwriter who has lost  his  edge
                 meets  a  real  muse,  a spirit said to inspire
                 artists.  The price of the muse's  services  is
                 to  be  constantly pampered in some of the most
                 exquisite ways possible.   Albert  Brooks  once
                 had a great ear for how people talk and a great
                 eye for how they behave, but he himself may  be
                 losing his edge.  In spite of a few very clever
                 moments this is far from Brooks's best  or  his
                 most  perceptive comedy.   Rating: 5 (0 to 10),
                 low +1 (-4 to +4)

       In his new film Albert Brooks plays a screenwriter  who  can  still
       write  funny  material  but is losing his "edge."  He does not know
       what it  means  to  be  losing  his  edge,  but  he  is  losing  it
       nonetheless.   Sadly,  the  script of THE MUSE itself is often very
       funny, but Brooks seems to be losing  his  own  edge.   The  Albert
       Brooks  edge  was to be able to write dialog that is both funny and
       true.  In LOST IN AMERICA when his  wife  gambles  away  "the  nest
       egg,"  part  of the punishment that Brooks thinks of on the spur of
       the moment is she is no longer allowed to use the words  "nest"  or
       "egg."   She  must order fried THINGS for breakfast.  If she sees a
       bird's home she must call it a round STICK.   This  is  very  funny
       material  because  it  is  so  ridiculous  and  at the same time so
       possible.  But that very real sort of humor  is  missing  from  THE
       MUSE.  In this film that kind of dialog is lost in all the sarcasm.
       Stephen Phillips (Albert Brooks) is a  Hollywood  screenwriter  who
       may  be  just getting to be past his prime.  When his latest script
       is rejected he starts worrying about how to feed  his  family.   He
       goes  to  his  friend,  the fabulously successful screenwriter Jack
       Warrick (Jeff Bridges).  But who is this  beautiful  woman  kissing
       Jack  good-bye?   It  isn't  his wife.  This is a side of Jack that
       Stephen has not seen before.  Eventually  Jack  admits  reluctantly
       that this woman is not his mistress but really his muse.  Literally
       she is a muse.  She is one of the nine daughters of Zeus.   If  you
       treat  her  like a queen she will inspire you to your most creative
       ideas and your best work.  Stephen decides that he has  nothing  to
       lose and decides to make her his muse.  Her name is Sarah.

       Stephen starts seeing the Sarah (Sharon Stone) and  taking  up  the
       responsibility  of  keeping  her  happy.  Things that appeal to her
       tastes do not come cheaply.  It costs tens of thousands of  dollars
       a  week to keep her in the style to which she expects to live.  But
       she apparently is the real thing and Stephen starts  getting  story
       ideas  that  may  all  be worth the effort of keeping the pampered,
       spoiled, conscienceless brat happy at all hours of the  night  with
       expensive  snacks.   He  will  indulge  her  even  if it wrecks his
       marriage.  And it nearly does as his wife Laura  (Andie  MacDowell)
       foolishly  jumps  to the conclusion her husband is having an affair
       and then (surprise!) she very cleverly  realizes  that  explanation
       does not explain the strange behavior.  Again the film parallel its
       own story when Stephen complains that his new screenplay is lacking
       a  third  act  and  then  he chooses one that seems tacked on.  The
       ending is clearly the weakest part of the film.  Brooks ties things
       up, but not in at all a satisfying way.

       Sharon Stone clearly is  enjoying  herself  behaving  pampered  and
       spoiled  the  way most people secretly would like to be.  Brooks is
       his usual irritable character, but he has played this character too
       often  before.   He  has  also  arranged  an  impressive  lineup of
       familiar film personalities to flesh out his story.

       What is unfortunate about THE MUSE is that Brooks walked  right  by
       the best use of his concept and he never even noticed it.  The real
       story is not the Muse's relationship with  Stephen  Phillips.   The
       story  to  tell  is  how does a Muse establish herself in a cynical
       town like Hollywood.  How does she make her first  conquests?   How
       is  her  reputation  established?   This may be a story more in the
       realm of Thorne Smith, but it is certainly  where  the  interesting
       ideas  are.   THE  MUSE is rated PG-13 for language and a moment of
       totally pointless gratuitous nudity that apparently is present only
       to  avoid  a PG rating.  Speaking of rating, I give THE MUSE a 5 on
       the 0 to 10 scale and a low +1 on the -4 to +4 scale.  [-mrl]

       ===================================================================

       5. INVERSIONS by Iain  Banks  (Pcoket  Books,  ISBN  0-671-03668-8,
       US$23) (a book review by Dale Skran):

       This is the latest volume of  "space  opera"  set  in  the  Culture
       universe.   However,  Banks  is  so sneaky that you may get halfway
       through the book before you start to suspect that  the  Culture  is
       involved.    This   book  mainly  involves  medieval  plotting  and
       counter-plotting, with a background of ethical debate over how  far
       an  advanced  culture  should  go  in  helping  a  more "primitive"
       culture.  This is not going to win any Hugos, but Banks is back  on
       target after the less than compelling EXCESSION.

       For those who are not Banks readers, the following books are all in
       the "Culture" universe and are worth reading:

          - THE PLAYER OF GAMES: The first Culture story; the  best  game-
            player in the Culture takes on an alien Empire.
          - CONSIDER PHLEBAS: Grand scope space war; the Culture  vs.  the
            Indirans, or, the USA/Europe vs. Iraq/Iran in the real world.
          - USE OF WEAPONS: A more focused tale with a touch of horror.
          - THE STATE OF THE ART: The Culture comes to 1977 Earth in  this
            collection of short stories
          - EXCESSION: The Culture may have met its match. Great idea, but
            execution is lacking.
          - INVERSIONS: Medieval plotting and ethical conundrums.

       The grand conceit of the Banksian vision is that he  has  projected
       the  salient  features  of  Western  Culture  and  most  especially
       American culture forward a few millenniums, creating something both
       annoying  and  plausible.  He is especially strong on how corrosive
       ideas like wealth and freedom  and  equality  can  really  be  when
       coupled to AI and starships as big as moons.

       Related books by Banks that are also worth reading include  AGAINST
       A DARK BACKGROUND, which I would describe as a fun space opera.

       Casual readers are warned that  Banks  is  most  comfortable  as  a
       horror  writer, and manages to always insert some really unpleasant
       material.  In INVERSIONS  this  material  involves  describing  the
       living  conditions  of  the  poor,  and  medical  care in a torture
       chamber.   I  cannot  really  say  that  these   descriptions   are
       gratuitous, but they are certainly unpleasant.

       Please note that Banks also writes  horror  under  the  name  "Iain
       Banks"  so  look for the initial "M" when buying to avoid a ghastly
       surprise (unless you liked THE WASP FACTORY!!!).  [-dls]

       [This is currently in print in the UK.  The publication information
       given above is for the US edition, due out in November.  -ecl]

       ===================================================================

       6. THE SPIKE: ACCELERATING INTO THE UNIMAGINABLE FUTURE  by  Damien
       Broderick   (Reed   Books  Australia,  ISBN  0-730-10497-4,  280pp,
       A$19.95) (a book review by Dale Skran):

       I am warning you right up front that this is not intended  so  much
       as  a  review  as  a  pointer.  For those of you who are new to the
       concept, out on the fringes of SF lies an idea, first described  in
       detail  by  Vernor  Vinge  in  MAROONED  IN  REAL  TIME, called the
       "Singularity."  It  has  various  definitions,  but  for  Vinge  is
       related to the lack of projectibility/understandability that occurs
       once super-human artificial intelligences exist.

       Without discussing these ideas at all, I note  that  Broderick,  an
       Australian  SF  writer,  has  written  THE  SPIKE  to  carry  on  a
       conversation about the Singularity and related ideas.  In many ways
       this book is merely commentary on MAROONED IN REAL TIME and various
       books by Hans Moravec, tied in with material culled from  the  Net.
       Having  said  that,  THE  SPIKE  is  must reading for anyone who is
       seriously interested in predictive SF, or in what might  happen  in
       the real future we actually live in.

       The book  has  two  major  weaknesses.   One,  as  a  non-scientist
       Broderick  offers  little  guidance  as  he  takes  us on a tour of
       fantastic possibilities, and  has  apparently  devoted  not  enough
       thought to the economics involved in his future worlds (he isn't in
       business either!).  Two,  although  he  correctly  recognizes  that
       widespread  AI  will have huge effects on the economy and the labor
       market, possibly creating a vast mass of unemployable human drones,
       he  suggests  as  a  solution  the  negative income tax with rather
       little discussion  of  this  complex  topic.   I've  recently  read
       several  books  in this area that you might consider before rushing
       off with Broderick toward a simple minded solution to this real but
       complex issue:

       1. The Conservative Critique of the Welfare State

           - LOSING GROUND by Charles Murray
           - IN PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS AND GOOD GOVERNMENT by Charles Murray
           - THE BELL CURVE by Richard J. Herrnstein and Charles Murray
           - WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A LIBERTARIAN by Charles Murray
           - MIGRATIONS AND CULTURES by Thomas Sowell
           - WHO PROSPERS? by Lawrence E. Harrison

       2. The Liberal Response

           - DUBIOUS CONCEPTIONS: THE POLITICS  OF  TEENAGE  PREGNANCY  by
             Kristin Luker
           - THE BELL CURVE WARS edited by Steven Fraser
           - THE WAY WE REALLY ARE by Stephanie Coontz
           - AMERICA UNEQUAL by Sheldon Danziger and Peter Gottschalk
           - THE UNDESERVING POOR: FROM THE WAR ON POVERTY TO THE  WAR  ON
             WELFARE by Michael Katz

       3. Alternative Critiques of the Welfare State

           - RETHINKING SOCIAL POLICY: RACE, POVERTY, AND  THE  UNDERCLASS
             by Christopher Jencks
           - THE END OF EQUALITY by Mickey Kaus

       Broderick also has a touching faith that that humans will deal well
       with  unlimited  leisure time since he deals well with working as a
       free-lance writer.  In spite of these weaknesses, THE  SPIKE  is  a
       very  interesting  and  well worth reading.  It is an excellent one
       stop shopping trip that covers AI, downloading, nanotech, cryonics,
       and more, and supplies a useful reading list at the end.  [-dls]

       [Note: this is available in Australia and the UK, as  well  as  on-
       line bookstores based there.  It is not in print in the US.  -ecl]

       ===================================================================

       7. STUCK IN FAST FORWARD by Damien Broderick  and  Rory  Barnes  (a
       book review by Dale Skran):

       In this Heinlein juvenile style story, Broderick and Barnes reprise
       Vernor Vinge's MAROONED IN REAL TIME and H. G. Wells's TIME MACHINE
       without repeating them in any  significant  way.   Instead  of  the
       "Bobble,"  we  have a "vacuole" in space time that can jump forward
       only in increasing steps.  The result might be titled "Swiss Family
       Robinson  of the Singularity" as Mom, Dad, and two daughters plunge
       ever onward through time, having various adventures at each stop as
       things get weirder and weirder. Overall, the future is well thought
       out, the action fast and interesting, and I look forward to reading
       more  from  Broderick and Barnes.  Fans of Stapledonian SF may also
       enjoy this tale, as it covers the entire history of the universe.

       This is "okay for all ages" material.  [-dls]

       [I have no idea where this is available.  -ecl]

       ===================================================================

       8. TWO HANDS (a film review by Mark R. Leeper):

                 Capsule: Pandemonium  erupts  when  an  amateur
                 criminal  on  an  errand for a local hood loses
                 $10,000.  The  film  certainly  has  its  funny
                 moments  and  if this was the first film of its
                 type, this clever and inventive film could have
                 been  a  real  standout.   Unfortunately  LOCK,
                 STOCK, AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS came  out  first
                 and  there  is insufficient reason to see both.
                 There are just too  many  similar  films  being
                 made.  Rating: 6 (0 to 10), +1 (-4 to +4)

       Things are starting to go right in Jimmy's world.  Until now  Jimmy
       (played by Heath Ledger) has been a street hawker for a second rate
       Sydney strip club.  But Jimmy has fallen in love  with  Alex  (Rose
       Byrne), a woman he has seen outside the club.  And a local gangster
       Pando (Bryan Brown) offers a small job as courier to  Jimmy.   What
       Jimmy  does  not  know  is  that Pando killed Jimmy's brother.  Now
       Pando wants to make things up to Jimmy and offers him  a  job  that
       could  lead  to bigger things if Jimmy does not screw up this first
       job.  Of course we would not have much of a story if something  did
       not go wrong.  In a careless moment Jimmy loses $10,000.  Now Jimmy
       needs $10,000 to square things with Pando and a few of his  friends
       want to see Jimmy dead.  Before the film PULP FICTION was made this
       all could have been a fairly serious matter.   But  now  we  expect
       crime  films  to  have  really  strange  dialog  and  really  weird
       interconnected plots with very strange twists and odd characters.

       Heath Ledger is a good actor and  carries  his  part  well.   Bryan
       Brown is particularly enjoyable as a vicious hood by profession but
       also a caring and loving family man at home.  There are  occasional
       astonishing touches like the Narrator from Hell.

       This is not a bad little film.  One  of  the  people  in  a  Cairns
       audience said it was the best Australian film he had seen in a long
       time.  I can believe it.  The real  problem  is  the  timing.   TWO
       HANDS  is  just one more creative, violent, semi-comedic crime film
       made in the wake of PULP FICTION.   Its  pacing  and  its  plotting
       remind  one  a lot of LOCK, STOCK, AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS.  And in
       the  comparison  it  is  nearly  but  not  quite   as   good.    My
       recommendation  for  Showtime Australia is put this film in a vault
       for five years and release it again when it will again be fresh and
       a  discovery. I rate it a 6 on the 0 to 10 scale and a +1 on the -4
       to +4 scale.  [-mrl]

                                          Mark Leeper
                                          HO 1K-644 732-817-5619
                                          mleeper@lucent.com

            If you could make everyone think alike, it would be
            very much as if no one thought at all.
                                          -- Phillips Brooks